Tuesday, November 24, 2009

NEWS ALERT: Kentucky State Police Will Announce Sparkman Investigation Result
UPDATE: Official: It Was Suicide

UPDATE 2:15 p.m.: It's now official: Bill Sparkman committed suicide. So much for "Southern populist terrorism" -- and the credibility of Andrew Sullivan. So much for "Send the body to Glenn Beck" -- and the credibility of Rick Ungar.

UPDATE 2:40 p.m.: The official report:
Frankfort, Ky.) -- The Kentucky State Police Post 11 in London, with the assistance of the FBI, the U.S. Forest Service, the State Medical Examiner's Office and the Clay County Coroner's Office, has concluded the investigation into the death of William E. Sparkman, Jr.
The investigation, based upon evidence and witness testimony, has concluded that Mr. Sparkman died during an intentional, self-inflicted act that was staged to appear as a homicide. While all the details of the investigation will not be released at this time, the unusual level of attention and speculation attributed to Mr. Sparkman's death necessitates this release of information.
The investigation indicates that Mr. Sparkman died of asphyxiation/strangulation at the same location where he was discovered in Clay County, Ky.
Despite the fact that Mr. Sparkman was found hands, feet and mouth bound with duct tape, rope around his neck and the word "FED" written on his chest, analysis of the evidence determined Mr. Sparkman's death was self-inflicted. A thorough examination of evidence from the scene, to include DNA testing, as well as examination of his vehicle and his residence resulted in the determination that Mr. Sparkman, alone, handled the key pieces of evidence with no indications of any other persons involved.
Witness statements, which are deemed credible, indicate Mr. Sparkman discussed ending his own life and these discussions matched details discovered during the course of the investigation. It was learned that Mr. Sparkman had discussed recent federal investigations and the perceived negative attitudes toward federal entities by some residents of Clay County. It was also discovered during the investigation that Mr. Sparkman had recently secured two life insurance policies for which payment for suicide was precluded.
All tips and leads, including those from the public, were thoroughly investigated but were found to be inconsistent with any known facts or evidence.
It is the conclusion of the Kentucky State Police, the FBI, the U.S. Forest Service, the State Medical Examiner's Office, and the Clay County Coroner's Office that Mr. Sparkman died in an intentional, self-inflicted act that was staged to appear as a homicide.
UPDATE 2:50 p.m.: Michelle Malkin hasn't forgotten, and Dan Riehl says Sparkman may even have faked cancer.

UPDATE 5:30 p.m.: With perfect consistency, Allahpundit (a) arrives three hours late to the story and (b) doesn't link me, even though (c) I filed a 4,000-word article about my Kentucky trip in the Hot Air Green Room.

That report, you'll note, was intended to be Part 1 of a series, but I never finished the second part. Why? Because under no circumstance will Allah ever headline or front-page anything I do in the Green Room. At some point, the perpetual non-linkage sends a message: "Don't even bother trying."

Allah Hates Me. Because I Suck.

PREVIOUSLY (1:05 p.m.): A 2 p.m. press conference has been announced. It is believed that KSP and FBI have concluded that census worker Bill Sparkman's death was suicide. My friend Morgan Bowling of the Manchester (Ky.) Enterprise, who has covered this story from the beginning, sent me the KSP press release.

UPDATE 1:27 p.m.: Associated Press and CBS report the press conference, without mentioning how their own irresponsible reporting effectively libeled Clay County, Ky., as a dangerous hotbed of right-wing violence:
An Associated Press report said the FBI was "investigating whether anti-government sentiment" played a role in Sparkman's death. Law enforcement officials criticized that story, but the liberal blogosphere seized on it as proving that conservatives had fomented a killing rage among the yokels.
"Send the body to Glenn Beck," Internet pundit Rick Ungar proclaimed Thursday, also indicting Minnesota Rep. Michelle Bachmann (a Republican who had warned that census data could be abused) among right-wingers presumed complicit in Sparkman's murder.
Saturday, the Atlantic Monthly's Andrew Sullivan fretted over "the most worrying possibility," namely that Sparkman's death was "Southern populist terrorism whipped up by the GOP and its Fox and talk radio cohorts."
Well, you biased bastards, I have not forgotten the perfidious role you played here, and you will not escape blame for your journalistic malpractice.

UPDATE 2 p.m.: Yes, we remember all those headlines at Memeorandum. Yes, Mr. Sullivan and Mr. Ungar we remember all your irresponsible speculation. The people of Clay County, Ky., await your apologies.

14 comments:

  1. What is it about tragic death that brings out the worst in liberals? Wellstone's funeral/campaign event, Daily Kos cheering the burning alive of civilians in Iraq, DemocraticUnderground blaming the Fort Hood shootings on Hasan's "war criminal" patients...

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  2. Donny,

    That answer is simple...Their seething, unrelenting hatred of everything that is America, including the conservative, limited-government, small-town Americans (like myself). I just hope that, with enough exposure that Mr. Stacy McCain, Michelle Malkin, Dan Riehl and others are doing will drive the proverbial nail in the coffin of these liberals' agendas.

    Here's to hoping...

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  3. Don't forget LGF's mandacity in this regard.

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  4. So has Charles' Johnson apologized for ridiculing you when you speculated that it could be suicide, rather than the right-wing-propaganda-driven murder Chuck knew it to be?

    Wm T Sherman

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  5. The Avatar of Andrew SullivanTue Nov 24, 03:52:00 PM

    IT WAS SARAH PALIN'S UTERUS THAT KILLED SPARKMAN!!!! GLENN BECK TALKED THAT EVIL UTERUS INTO DOING IT!!!! TRIG PALIN DROVE THE GETAWAY CAR!!!!

    YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A FASCIST RSM. I AM NOT SURE WHO I HATE MORE, YOU FOR PROMOTING SARAH PALIN OR THE OTHER OTHER MCCAIN FOR BRING HER TO NATIONAL ATTENTION.

    WHERE IS MY CPAP!

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  6. You know what the worst part of this is. Apparently Mr. Sparkman deliberately planed to frame us on the right for his "murder" to make his scam work.

    I'm not one to lightly speak ill of the dead but I've never had the experience of the dead speaking ill of me before.

    Did he know our press or what?

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  7. They are not just after Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck...

    Outrage, disgrace, and oh yeah, a day to live in infamy.

    I am against true torture, but this is absolutely insane.

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  8. Dave Weigel's headline on this right now is "Michelle Bachmann Catches a Break".

    Hilariously ironic since he's the reporter that asked her at the Take Back America conference what her thoughts were on the census worker's death, and reported that she had no response but seemed to recoil at the question. Of course, he was then made the liberal blogosphere hero of the day.

    How is this catching a break for Bachmann if Sparkman's death never had anything to do with her comments regarding the census?

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  9. Linked to at:
    THE DEATH OF BILL SPARKMAN: FINAL ACT

    Stacy, you've done fine work on this story and thanks for keeping us up-to-date on it throughout.

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  10. Anti-American Liberal death cultists.

    I hope you get a Pulitzer or a medal or something noteworthy for all your efforts RS McCain.

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  11. RSM, please send that pretty young editor our apologies for what the wack jobs on the left have said about her fine county.

    Also, if you get a chance, slip her my phone number!!!!

    Yikes, what a hottie!!!

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  12. Being Charles Johnson means never having to say you are sorry.

    Charles Johnson is the Dwight Shute of the blogosphere.

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  13. The blighter was obviously a right-wing nutjob with Glen Beck extremist tendencies manifested in latent creationist worship.

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