Wednesday, August 12, 2009

ENQUIRER: DIVORCE EXCLUSIVE!

Sex! Money! Child custody! SCANDAL!
Rosie O'Donnell and her longtime partner Kelli Carpenter have split up. Kelli, 42, moved out of their home months ago, and now lives with the couple's youngest daughter in a luxury Manhattan condo that she bought in her own name . . .
Kelli blamed Rosie's mood swings for the split when she broke the news to friends at a recent party . . .
Kelli says Rosie has begged her to come back . . . Kelli has also gotten Rosie to agree to split up some of the finance . . .
Obviously, this is one of those take-it-to-the-bank scoops for which smart news consumers turn to the National Enquirer.

Kelli apparently got tired of eating dinner every night at Rosie's All-You-Can-Eat Seafood Buffet. NTTAWWT. IYKWIMAITYD.

No truth to the rumors that Kelli has signed a reality-TV development deal with Tank Jones.

BTW, Dan Riehl says he's letting his brain rest today before digging back into the "Gryphen"/Griffin story. And my own sources aren't returning my calls, but thanks to everyone who e-mailed me tips about Jesse Griffin's Rex Butler/Tank Jones connection to the Johnston family.

Also, thanks to all the tip-jar hitters and if you haven't hit the tip jar yet, what are you waiting for?

UPDATE: Wow, you learn the strangest things reading the Enquirer:
'PARTRIDGE' MOM SHIRLEY JONES, 75
POSES NUDE FOR PLAYBOY MAGAZINE
Just don't tell Donald Douglas . . . IYKWIMAITYD.

2 comments:

  1. Rosie O'Donnell has mood swings? Gee, whoever would have thought...?

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  2. One of the best quotes about Rosie: "Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat"

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